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dragonageinqueersition:

Please don’t ever forget that Fenris has canonly used the word “poopy”.

  #Dragon Age  

slimedeath:

girijasu:

slimedeath:

demiflower:

being a cishet looks boring why do people do that

Idk maybe bc sexuality/gender isnt based on how cool or interesting an individual wants to look

yeah but why be boring when u can be awesome and not cishet

yeah but why treat lgbt+ identities like some trendy fashion accessory that ppl can just slap on to look cool when u could not act like a complete idiot

When you find new art of an unpopular OTP

nose-nippin-fun:

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silenthill:

i hate porn. “ohh fuck my ass!!!” you fuck your own damn ass

cockroachcomics:

Time to update this blog.

everythinginheregleams:

Because Varric hates to travel

  #varric is me to outside  

slayer-slayer-slayer:

nico-ahegao:

if you work at a sex shop is it still nsfw

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trcunning:

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

benedoodle-cumberpoodle:

lapfulofmisha:

isabela-stole-my-book:

44% of the audience of Guardians of the Galaxy is female and all the speculation states that women went to see it for Chris Pratt’s body. I don’t think that’s fair. Maybe (and this is crazy) they just like kickass movies with space shit and explosions. Maybe women can do things without men being their motivation. Maybe.

Bless you

I WENT FOR THE TALKING RACCOON MOTHAFUCKAS

  #I went to see it 3 times    #just for Chris    #yeah okay sure    #I spent $16    #3 times    #just to see that 5 second scene of him topless    #yep    #you got me    #I admit it    #FFFFTTTTTT  
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Song: my contribution to the mass effect fandom
Played: 8,239 times.

garrussexkarian:

just fucking click play i regret nothing

  #Mass Effect  

avxarmour:

"Mysterious. Futuristic. Sword. Ninja. Sounds cool to me."
-Borderlands 2 Art Book describing Zer0

  #borderlands  
  #borderlands  
onlylolgifs:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it

onlylolgifs:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it

  #AHAHAHA    #HAHA    #wow    #fucking.. put your keys in your POCKET    #so you have TWO HANDS    #what a dumbass  
weirdvintage:

Colored toilet paper was introduced in the 1950s, and remained popular until the 1970s.  Homeowners loved coordinating everything in their bathroom, and could buy colors like pink, blue, lavender, yellow, beige, green, and even black.  
Sales began to decline as doctors pointed out that the dyes could cause skin sensitivities, and ecologists said that the dye could be harmful to the environment.  Scott still produced beige, tan and pink until 2004.  But never fear!  Renova is a company that creates highly pigmented toilet paper, including black and fuchsia.  It assures that it is “colorfast for its intended use,” and is “dermatologically and gynecologically tested.”  
(Photo via Vintage Ad Browser.  The history of colored toilet paper from ToiletPaperWorld.com)

weirdvintage:

Colored toilet paper was introduced in the 1950s, and remained popular until the 1970s.  Homeowners loved coordinating everything in their bathroom, and could buy colors like pink, blue, lavender, yellow, beige, green, and even black.  

Sales began to decline as doctors pointed out that the dyes could cause skin sensitivities, and ecologists said that the dye could be harmful to the environment.  Scott still produced beige, tan and pink until 2004.  But never fear!  Renova is a company that creates highly pigmented toilet paper, including black and fuchsia.  It assures that it is “colorfast for its intended use,” and is “dermatologically and gynecologically tested.”  

(Photo via Vintage Ad Browser.  The history of colored toilet paper from ToiletPaperWorld.com)

  #Oh wow    #I have a magazine that has this EXACT ad in it    #it's hella rad    #vintage  

enchantedshovel:

*punches through the monitor* [hacker voice] im in